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    Not a bot either :razz:

    This is an automated response.

    Press button 1 to auto reply;

    Press button 2 to auto reply twice;

    Press button 3 for tasteless fizzy water called lager;

    Press button 4 for Murphys;

    Press button 5 for cider;

    Press button 6 for real beer and scrumpy, all in the same glass.

    Press buttons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and then the # key, before the system has any chance to respond to each button press, to guarantee non-deletion of account, followed by buttons 6, 7, 8, 9, 0 and the * key all within .000473 of a second, to get a free T-Shirt.

    WARNING: failure to complete the key pressings within the necessary time limit, will delete the account!

    This automated response succeeded in the key presses within the required time (aren't bots wonderful?), and would like the T-Shirt donated to the 5th answering machine on the left.

    The one with the interesting automated message.